Saturday, July 13, 2013

Missionary Work, Temple, Gray Cars, and Old Ships



Thirty new missionaries arrived in the mission this week, and some old ones completed their missions and returned home.  Our district said goodbye to Elder Manga (Australia), Sister Naseem (Pakistan), Elder Carver (transferred), and Elder Bendall (transferred).  Their replacements are from Germany, Croatia, Italy, and the US.  This is quite an international group of missionaries. 

Making Temples Out of Marshmallows on the Lawn
Last Saturday was a notable day, and a long one.  We drove to the London Temple to assist our Young Singles with babysitting primary children whose parents were attending the temple.  We were able to attend a session ourselves.  We returned to Southampton in time for Paul to give a talk at a baptismal service for a retired (the British say OAP, for old-age pensioner) gentleman the missionaries have been teaching for the past year, and whom we have grown to love and respect.  After that service ended we drove to Winchester for a baptismal service for a young married couple.  Then we came home to put the finishing touches on a Sunday school lesson for the next day.  It was a very good day.  These baptisms followed a mission-wide fast a few weeks ago for the progress of the work.
Perfect Weather at the Temple

Other Young Singles activities of the past few weeks have included service projects to clean up a derelict English garden and to entertain primary children during a party celebrating the 40th anniversary of the creation of the Southampton Stake of the Church. 

The mission had an interesting experience with a short-notice visit of an apostle, Elder M. Russell Ballard.  He was to have gone from Sweden, where he had given a major address to young singles, to Russia, but visa problems prevented him, so he came to London, and we were treated to an impromptu mission conference of sorts.  We were alerted Sunday evening of the possibility of a meeting the next day, and we left for London with a carload of young missionaries promptly after it was confirmed Monday morning.  We arrived at the Hyde Park chapel after travel by car, train, and a brisk walk from Victoria Station, where we were addressed by Elder Ballard and our mission president et al.  It was a memorable day.

The weather for the past month has been so unlike last year’s weather that it’s hard to believe we are in the same place.  It has been DRY.  Grass is turning brown.  Today it is supposed to reach 82 F here and 90 in London.  It has been above 80 at least 3 days in the past week, which rates as really hot here.  Since there is no air conditioning most places, it is fortunate that the humidity is relatively low compared to the southern and eastern US.  We’ve also had some cool weather, such as a high of 59 F on July 2.  One of the few times it rained was on a Young Singles picnic we had a couple of weeks ago.

Cars:  With mission president’s approval, Paul has allowed 2 missionaries to practice driving our mission car before they start taking professional lessons at upwards of £20/hour.  The American missionary with a US license can drive on it up to the 12-month point.  The Scottish missionary with a provisional license must have a 3+-year UK license holder in the front seat, so we borrowed a licensed member for that.  They got good enough before their transfer that Paul was bored enough to start counting gray and silver cars.  The English have a thing about gray and silver cars.  Our data show that 130 out of 342 cars counted (38%) were gray or silver.  If Paul hasn't forgotten how to do statistics, that means over 5% of all 3-car collisions in England involve only silver and gray cars.  Those colors seem to be best for not showing dirt or hard-water residue (this south coast is underlain with chalk).  We don’t know if it’s to camouflage the dirt, or if something in the British psyche prefers gray, perhaps to match the traditional weather.

Ships:  we visited the Portsmouth Historic Dockyard recently, where we toured HMS Victory, the ship on which Lord Nelson died.  The decks were designed for short sailors, with under 6-ft ceilings.  We also visited the Mary Rose museum, where are displayed the remains of the hull and artifacts from the Mary Rose, a ship of Henry VIII that sank near Portsmouth in a battle with the French.  Its hull and contents were mostly preserved by lying in the mud for 400 years, until it was discovered and raised some years ago.  It is thought its sinking resulted from a wind gust catching it as it executed a quick turn after firing its cannons on one side, in order to fire the cannons on the other side at the French.  Apparently a ship could be turned around faster than a cannon can be cleaned and loaded.  Anyway, the doors over the gun ports being open, the gust tilted the ship till water rushed in the ports, sinking the ship.  Since the top deck was covered with a rope mesh to ward off boarding parties, most of the 500 sailors were trapped and drowned, only 35
Nelson's HMS Victory
surviving.  It reminds me of safety reviews we used to have in the chemical industry where we considered how many things had to go wrong at once to cause a disaster.  In this case it took the combination of a turn, a gust, open gun ports, and a rope netting to end the lives of nearly 500 men.  Other things we learned at the dockyard were that a navy surgeon could amputate a limb in 90 seconds, which was good, considering there were no anesthetics and that liquor wasn’t administered until after the surgery because it thins the blood; and that in 1540 an act of Parliament merged the Company of Barbers and the Guild of Surgeons into one group, at which time barbers were paid more than surgeons (perhaps out of consideration of their relative contributions to society).

Language:  A headline in the local paper, “Robber Threatens Man with Catapult,” sent us to the dictionary—a catapult can mean a slingshot in Britain.  We are chuffed (pleased) with the nice summer weather.  Syllabification is different here:  they emphasize the first syllable of “contributed” and “distributed”, and the second syllable of “controversy.”


Thursday, June 6, 2013

Portland Bill, Canterbury, Battle of Hastings, Hedgehog


There is not a great deal more to report on the goings-on of our mission.  Last week 33 new missionaries arrived; a smaller number returned home.  Our district has added a pair of Chinese-speaking missionaries to work with the large number of Chinese students at universities here.  We continue to do a lot of cooking and transporting of young single adults to and from Institute class and activities.  One of our young adults returned to Arizona last week after completing a master’s degree in historic building conservation, but before he did so we took him to see a few more historic buildings and sites he would not otherwise have had a chance to see.  Ok, we wanted to see them too.
Portland Bill Lighthouse

First, Portland Bill Lighthouse, near Weymouth, which guards a treacherous area of strong currents, said to be the graveyard of many ships.  Lighthouses have been there since the early 1700s, though the current one dates only to the early 1900s.
Rocks at Portland Bill


No! Don't Climb that Rock.
Next, Canterbury Cathedral (a little beyond the mission boundary, with our president’s approval), the one in which Thomas à Beckett was murdered in 1170, and the “mother church” of all Anglicans.  It cost £8.50 admission to the grounds and cathedral.  The brochure says it costs over £18,500/day to maintain and operate, so we don’t begrudge the admission charge.
Canterbury Cathedral

Canterbury Cathedral

Finally, Battle Abbey, site of the Battle of Hastings in 1066, in which William the Conqueror defeated Harold II of England.  We had wondered what motivated William to leave France, which has the Riviera, and invade England, which has lots of rain.  Now we know, thanks to Wikipedia.  It seems that when the English king Edward the Confessor died childless in 1066, an English aristocrat named Harold was crowned king, but the king of Norway and William II of Normandy both said they had been promised the throne (Indeed, Edward’s mother was from Normandy, and Edward had appointed Normans to positions of authority in his government, so you can see the Normans’ point).  Harold defeated an invasion by the Norwegian king (who was being helped by Harold’s own brother), but Harold’s army, though victorious, was weakened by that battle and was overcome by William, who had landed on the south coast just 3 days after Harold’s victory up north.  Harold was killed in this battle, and William had a church built on the battle site with its high altar supposedly on the exact spot where Harold died.  The church no longer stands, and the abbey is mostly ruins; a stone slab marks the reputed spot of Harold’s death.  The Battle of Hastings occurred 6 miles away from Hastings, at what is now a town called Battle.  Of course it wasn’t a town then, besides which calling it the Battle of Battle would be redundant and sound a little silly. 
Battle Abbey

Battle Abbey Basement

Battle Abbey

Battle Abbey from Stone Slab Marking Site of Harold II's Death

Battle of Hastings Battlefield, with Tractor

Hedgehog
Language:  (1) In Britain “rubbish” is a noun, a verb, and an adjective.  We frequently hear someone say, “I am rubbish at [singing, maths, etc.].”   
(2) After seeing our first hedgehog, a shy little prickly thing, we researched the subject and found a BBC website stating, "Hedgehogs are the only British mammal with spines."  It’s surprising an editor allowed that.  It’s just begging for cynical comments about British politicians.

Saturday, May 18, 2013

Mission Progress and Travels



The mission is growing.  Last month saw 14 missionaries complete their missions and return home, with 30 arriving to replace them.  A similar increase is planned for the next transfer.  We have missionaries from 51 countries speaking 45 languages.  Our district is adding a pair of Cantonese- and Mandarin-speaking missionaries because of the large number of Chinese students attending universities here.

We continue to support the Young Single Adults program with cooking, transportation, and teaching Sunday school in one of the three wards we attend.  Paul was recently asked to be the concluding speaker in church, just five minutes before the meeting began.  Fortunately, he had begun carrying a talk with him to meetings.  Now he carries two of them so as not to give the same one twice.


Since the last update, we’ve been to London for training (with more London driving experience), and visited Salisbury Cathedral, Bath, Stonehenge, and ...(drum roll) a brand-new Costco.  So far this year, the weather has been dryer than last year, so we’re trying to see a few things before the rains return.


Vocabulary:  Paul asked his driving examiner why there was a poster announcing the date of the director’s surgery, and she said it was an invitation for driving instructors to come meet with the director.  Later we saw a news article about a local police chief’s surgery.  The online Oxford dictionary describes this meaning as “an occasion on which an MP, lawyer, or other professional person gives advice.”  The other odd meaning is a doctor’s office:  after arriving here we signed up for National Health Service coverage at a doctor’s office called West End Surgery, but we don’t think they cut on people there.  As for other strange words, the word here for dessert is pudding:  “What’s for pudding tonight?  Oh brilliant, biscuits!”  Oatmeal is porridge.  And as a bonus for reading this far, the word the Welsh  use for microwave oven is poppity-ping.

Pictures are shown below.  Our apologies if you were hoping to see pictures of the new Costco.

Salisbury Street Scene


Salisbury Cathedral




Inside Salisbury Cathedral
Salisbury's 404-ft Spire, Tallest in United Kingdom

Salisbury Cathedral Windows

Country Church Outside Corsham, Near Bath
Roman Baths at Bath, About 115°F Hot Spring
Almshouse at Corsham, Near Bath, Built for Six Poor Families
Stonehenge



Monday, April 15, 2013

Driving, Advertising, and Another Castle



It is gratifying to feel we are making a positive difference in a few young adults' lives, which is the objective of our mission.  There is no end of work to do, and we can't claim to have turned anyone's life around, but we see progress.

Burden Lifted:  A major accomplishment since the last update is Paul's passing the practical test for a driver's license (a US license becomes unacceptable after 12 months here).  It's not as easy as one might think, and it's expensive, too (over $500 for lessons, book, video, provisional license, and test fees.  The government got about half of it.)  But it's over, and he feels relieved of a great burden.  To see what it’s like driving here, watch some of the 16 video clips at the bottom of the page at this website:  http://www.driving-test-success.com/hazard/hazard_perception_main.html.   And if you want to see some skillful British parallel parking, try http://www.digitalspy.co.uk/odd/news/a469107/tightest-parallel-parking-guinness-world-record-broken-video.html.  
Incidentally, British drivers must be the most polite drivers in the world.  If a day passes without our seeing two or three drivers voluntarily yield the right of way, it must be because we didn't go anywhere that day.  It's not because they're taught it in driver training:  the manual actually warns against it because it can tempt other drivers to take risks.  

London:  Speaking of driving, Paul broke a vow never to drive in London when we took a couple of London university-student children of family friends to dinner.  Here are a couple pictures of strange things we saw in the big city:  a tiny car driven by a large repairman, and a musician whose instrument emits balls fire.


"I don't care what you say, so long as you spell my name right":  The most exciting Church happening right now is the ad campaign underway to capitalize on the publicity surrounding The Book of Mormon musical, a vulgar, blasphemous mockery produced by the creators of South Park that opened last month in London.  While the Church obviously had nothing to do with the production, our leaders decided to capitalize on it rather than whine about it.  Consequently, they

  • Have rented every square foot of advertising space in the Charing Cross tube station for one month (a tube station seemingly has acres of advertising space)
  • Are advertising liberally in several other tube stations and on signs on 250 London buses
  • Have created a UK version of mormon.org featuring British members
  • Have missionaries handing out Books of Mormon outside the theater
  • Have three full-page ads in the play program itself with messages such as, "The book is always better than the play," and, "Now that you've seen the play, read the book." 




There were stories about the Church in four national newspapers just last week, plus radio interviews.  Google searches in England about the Church were reported to be up 10-fold a month ago, and that was before our campaign started, perhaps caused by the ad campaign for the play itself (a huge campaign with signs proclaiming "The Mormons are coming," among other things).  Our stake president commented yesterday that while negative things are being said about the Church amid all the publicity, it is not being originated by the media.  That may be some kind of a milestone in itself.

History and Culture:  The weather warmed up to the low 50s last week and we had a dry day, so we visited Arundel Castle, the origins of which go back to 1067 AD.  It is a magnificent structure, and its living quarters have been for centuries and still are occupied by the Duke of Norfolk (the premier duke and earl of England, according to Wikipedia) and his family.  Part of the movie, The Young Victoria, was filmed there.  We found it interesting that the family was and remains Catholic and that they and the castle survived, though they were not untouched by, the troubles following the establishment of the Church of England and the English Civil War between the Parliamentarians and the Royalists.  One item on display there is the quill pen with which the king signed the Roman Catholic Relief Act of 1829, which removed many restrictions on Catholics, only 8 years before the first LDS missionaries arrived in England.
Arundel Castle
Castle Tower



Arundel Castle Family Quarters

Arundel Castle Panorama View

Language:  The local paper headline reported a man convicted of flytipping, which we just had to investigate.  It means dumping rubbish illegally, not, as you might think, overturning insects.  In other news, a man was glassed in a pub fight.  We wash dishes with washing-up liquid.  Q-tips are called cotton buds.  Acetaminophen is called paracetamol.  And I had the most unusual conversation when at a church event a sister told me she had cut her finger on broken glass in the kitchen (she was glassed while washing-up) and asked, I thought, if we had a pasta in our car.  After repeating the question several times and seeing by my confused look she wasn't getting anywhere, she explained she needed a band-aid.  I had forgotten a band-aid is a plaster, and when pronounced without the “r” and rhyming with the way we say pasta, ... you get the picture.

This mission is a great experience.  We marvel at the caliber and dedication of the missionaries among whom we work.  The members are loving and gracious.  The local leaders are amazing.  We highly recommend the experience to anyone who is able to serve.